Thursday 2 June 2011

Random Jokes:)

What do you call a fish with out an eye?
A Fsh!!!!


What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars!!!


What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam!!!


We are looking for the funniest joke, post yours as a comment.:D
We hope to hear from you soon!!
By Lucy and Ellie:)
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18 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 June 2011 at 15:25

    Why was a dog stuck in a box?
    Because it was a boxer!

    Miss B

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  2. Anonymous2 June 2011 at 18:52

    I've got two for ya
    "What did one statue say to the other statue"
    "STATUE U BRO"
    Or
    Statue u bro......nah, its me-ow!!!

    Hehehehe
    Nic, Ellie's Mum

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  3. Anonymous2 June 2011 at 19:56

    Okay, i've got an awesome 'Knock knock' joke for you! You start.

    Kalyssa.

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  4. Anonymous3 June 2011 at 18:14

    Who's there?

    Ellie.

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  5. Anonymous6 June 2011 at 19:03

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    NO idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.

    Hana's Dad.

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  6. Anonymous6 June 2011 at 19:04

    What did the white bread say to the brown bread?

    Are you Mouldy bro?

    Bailee, Hana's sister.

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  7. Anonymous7 June 2011 at 19:09

    customer: Waiter Waiter will the pancakes be long?

    waiter: No, sir, Round.
    Brandon

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  8. Anonymous7 June 2011 at 19:21

    Patient: Doctor, I haven't been able to sleep for a week. Every night I dream of a door with a sign on it. I push and I push but I still can't open it.

    Doctor: What did the sign say?

    Patient: Pull.
    Brandon

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  9. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 09:33

    why did the cow jump in the puddle?
    To get everybody wet !!
    :)
    Amber

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  10. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 16:02

    Great jokes everyone!! Keep posting your best joke, Ellie and Lucy will be deciding the funniest joke on Friday. Miss B

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  11. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 19:46

    Q.What did the tie say to the hat?
    A.You go on ahead and I'll hang around!!!

    Q.Why did the monkey put a steak on his head?
    A.He thought he was a griller(Gorilla)!!!

    Logan!!!

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  12. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 20:44

    ALOT

    Sam

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  13. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 20:48

    Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

    To get to the second hand store

    Sam haha.

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  14. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 21:06

    Why did the boy take his own toilet paper to the birthday party?

    Because he is a party pooper.

    Sam.

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  15. Anonymous8 June 2011 at 21:08

    What do you find up a clean nose?

    Fingerprints

    Sam.

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  16. Anonymous10 June 2011 at 12:31

    Thanks to everyone for all the jokes it was very tricky trying to find a winning joke but in the end we chose Brandon's joke about the doctor and the patient.
    Well done Brandon.

    By Ellie and Lucy.

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  17. Anonymous10 June 2011 at 17:21

    Shot Brandon!It was really funny!
    Logan!!!

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  18. Anonymous13 June 2011 at 15:00

    lol im gay

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